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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

13.06.2025 01:17

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : No

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

Me : Sure.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

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He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : I'm 24.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Why would calling me an incel help anything? How does that solve anything? Why can’t you actually be helpful and offer productive honest advice?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

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Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

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He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Why do people say African Americans act the way they do because they're poor, when the ones with money act the same?

He : Then let's have some coffee

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

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He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Why do females hate MGTOW so much?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : I don't drink

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

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He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

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He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Thank you.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Tea ?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know